Thursday, June 11, 2009

Can Herpes Be Spread Through Biting

U.S. - ASCA S. Agostino / 10-Jun-2009

After the last friendly game landslide victory against the boys SUEM , they unbalance the Bravo Our Reporter to identify the team "certainly one of the three or four most-favored to win the final at the next Tournament of the Lily."

And so it was. Among the three or four here we are a pity that the other three have done better to have arrived first and second and third, and us to be left alone in fourth place. But if you could complain against Campagnolo, after not playing tonight. Let's be honest: a five to zero that it fits everything.

Now training, avoiding vows not to wear to delete the key on the keyboard of 4 pressing too many times during writing!

Paulo door does nothing to prevent four goals and one gives to opponents.

Faith and Loris power: quickly lose sight of the enemy, leaving them tens of meters of space.

Phil and Q curves: run like hell but covers little and rarely crossed.

Bizz and D'Inca midfield: no filter on the-go guests and scarce supplies forward.

Beppe and Andrea milk attack: the opposing goalkeeper has asked us because we played in seven ...

the bench top Pietro, Mario, Francis and Manoel Often those who enter a game started off the chestnuts from the fire to the team ... often, not today.

Bear: for this writer, man of the match. Cover, and with him in the field do not pass from the wing and when he does a fairly accurate drives.

Mr. Mina is not Mourinho, but as a linesman not doing so bad.

said, the news. That is to tell five goals conceded and sterile attempts comeback midway through the second time, between the third and fourth goals of the winners.

At the start, Paul had to scream to overpower " Knockin 'on Heaven's Door " played at full volume on his shoulders and draw attention distracted the defenders red and white. In fact, cross the first area in the middle two are passed over and after a rebound is just one guest to zero. Paul? Humming Bob Dylan and had not yet entered into the game.

They spend ten minutes throwing el'ennesimo not controlled by the midfielders pocket the defense the attacker and score thanks to Paul Green in safe exit. Thanksgiving is not heard because the defender is closer to more than ten meters!

halftime. The report also describes our actions over the attack. Zero!

later. I can not get out of our midfield. On a shot from the edge of the area, Paul really wants to miss the ball and give it so easy to nearest opponent. He can then, with incredible skill, to reject the reply, but our defenders observing the scene with binoculars and striker takes the ball and bag at the third attempt. Paul draws more attention to their defenders, but some gifts to opponents be observed, in fact, with the binoculars!

begin five minutes in which the play as we know. Bear to the right wheels, and you see some nice triangle in the mid field. Beppe footed shot from thirty yards passing also fairly close to the transom. Then a cross from the left, goalkeeper bypassed, Bizz just can not pull in opposing but only to stroke the ball rolling slowly, slowly toward the door, to be the prey of the speaker in a quiet recovery.

Just about a revival of the end doors of our five minutes of euphoria. The ASCA is a four to zero crossing over the defense and presenting again a single man in front of Paul. What is careful not to be able to do its role, ie parry when you miss the opponent's defense.

Then the murderers of St. Augustine triangulated nicely on their left, they find the predictable opposition penetrate area up to unmark a player all alone at the door ready to sack. Gol humiliating, admittedly, for the ease with which they played the reckless.

finally reach the final whistle of the referee to Feo to end the nightmare for the hosts.

excuse? Numerous, and all valid. The music blaring in the first half. The weariness of the game the previous day. The sun in my eyes. Obviously the referee. The public does not officially support the team (the only Giuga, who left to start the second half discouragement). But above all, we are the Lords. Organize a tournament? Never let it be said that you win: hospitality, where we put it?

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

33 Weeks Pregnant And Have Sore Spot On My Belly

U.S. - CAMPAGNOLO / 9-Jun -2009

Chickens? Unfortunate? Poor?
Which of these three adjectives best expresses the characteristics of the team We Glorious St. Anthony, undeserved defeat for a zero in the semifinals of the tournament Giglio? Readers
the answer. The Reporter will only Bravo, to the extent possible, to report faithfully and impartially as possible the match report. Let's get started.
game dominated by us, but won by Campagnolo. Point.
not impartial enough? Okay, it may be ... let's go into more detail.
The start is scheduled for 19:30. For the first time in his career, Mr. Mina holding chalk and blackboard to explain to naive young men who make up the team a bit 'of tactics. Being the first time, the coach and having lost time, the slate so far two to three meters. Not being considered a practical take on the field, is the entire team to go to hear the word at the mouth of Mina I. The crosses
plaster designed by Mina on the board indicate a Beppe front of the defense to make as a director, and a Donato a gigantic development as a center. The role reversal will not lead (as we shall see below) the expected results. Closer to the usual habits the rest of training, although the two central Loris and Q, together with two full-backs pushing Faith and Phil have a good news. How surprising Andrea Latte place the right wing, left wing Albertone could surprise only those who are not familiar with the eclectic talents, while the confirmation of Paul in port may surprise only those who do not know which is the only goalie we have.
This is the beginning. To say at once that the crosses on the board are one thing, while respecting the position on the field is another matter entirely. We mention that Andrea Milk recedes from the right wing to left back, or donated his long levers that moves throughout the midfield (probably looking for a more suitable?), But the other team play and homework diligently, together, through the first time do not see the ball to the green opponents.
Rather, they try to trouble the infidel enemies, but with poor results. The smoke is there, but lacks the roast: Donato does not touch the ball crossed from the wing to twenty inches from the goal line only asked to be diverted into the network; Loris touches of millimeters the intersection of the poles on punishment, so as to get caught up in anger and again scoring with a tap shot from our midfield!
Campagnolensi I play, but rarely distract from his Paul lustful thoughts provoked by the crowd attacking the fifty Festa del Giglio. In the first half of our goalkeeper knees never touch the ground and the only ball joints from its parts are safe back passes or throwing too long midfielders guests.
In the second half does not change the dance. Changing the dancers, as brought into play in our team the various D'Inca, Peter, Bear, Mario and Manoel. Even the mighty opponent striker is replaced by a bespectacled fellow, and was then sent off for two yellow cards and paying him for the whole team a bit 'too fallosetta (... the signs of the studs on the legs of Q and Loris are indelible marks, by RIS, which date back to Parma in the blink of an eye on the offenders). But
Campagnolo, defeated in pre-tournament friendly, he swore revenge and so the crime is accomplished. On one of many invented by the referee fouls on both sides, the strong pull of the center of the Campagnolo (... or Pertile? Memory deceives) falls prey to some of Paul in nice dive, but an elbow Bizz positioned barrier deflects the ball for a host to zero on the first shot on goal.
hell broke loose! Our flock to attack. After two near misses in the first half goals in the second half of the race are increasing opportunities: before and after the goals of the disadvantage and before and after the expulsion of the too exuberant attacking opponent. But I still do not lead to anything concrete. We can quote Bizz, who collected two meters out a cross from the left side of his head crushed on the ground, he is rejected by the goalkeeper, started again, but incredibly fired up. Or Faith, nearly twice the stakes in a free-kick. Bizz yet also manages to hit the far post but the ball back on the field and nobody is prepared to reiterate the network. Dr. D'Inca, which is twice the free throw to a very great stuff: once out of nothing and once rejected by the goalkeeper. Between yawns
of Paul, who touches the ball three times in number throughout the second half and never dangerous occasions, we also try Q, Beppe, Donato, Loris Search ... even Mario's goal (a goal the official debut would rightly awarded) Milk and the returning Andrew, but no luck. They try Peter, Phil, Manoel and Bear, but none with the precision, and luck is needed to even the score.
Thus, the red and white bow down to the local field result. They try to trick opponents saying that whoever lost the match he played the final match for first place, but to no avail ... Then glides to compete in the third place, inviting the public to further support and hoping to have better luck there
ll'ultima, decisive game.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Cystic Fibrosis Trait

U.S. - SUEM S. Bortolo / 3-Jun-2009

seven to two. What else?

Let's be honest: the only difficulty of the evening was to identify the playing field. The one among us who could supporne the existence in that place would have been Mr. Mina, given the proximity of the rectangle in the grass (grass ?.... little) to the railway line Schio Vicenza. But Mina I was absent, and therefore our waited patiently to be done along a narrow street close completely occupied by our car, wondering where will the football field. The confirmation that there was the camp and that there would be played at 9 came three minutes. Kick-off set for 9 ...

Previously, when the path of "stadium" with the doubts that we would take was still far from reach, the riddle was the presence or absence of the ten players needed to play the game. The defection of the two announced Mina, Donato, Dan, Andrea Milk made legitimate doubt. Then certainly dispelled by the presence of Beppe and Q (data missing from someone) and then by the arrival of Donald, who, after repeating several times with several people that there would be, he appeared in his full height to the field just in time to replace Manoel and scored two important goals as he was under a zero.

However, finished smadonnarci against each other on liability the non-appointment with the opposing team finally opened the gates have poured into our dressing room called "guests." Soon imitated by our competitors, because the dressing room called "local" has remained stubbornly closed all night. Obvious that the struggle between the two teams have begun nell'indossare jacket and shorts, and I must admit that the first two athletes had nothing to humiliate opponents, from a physical, some of our ... But in football but who do not win the measures scores more, therefore there is no appeal: seven to two, paper and take home.

is a great effort to writer to chronicle even partially accurate. Our opponents, all nurses and SUEM of Cardiology, looked at the mercy of anesthesia which is normally administered to their patients, but inexplicably turned against you must be a few minutes before the game (and this would also explain the late arrival to camp). But the result is also explained by the good shape of our team, certainly one of the three or four more favorites to win the next tournament final del Giglio.

This includes an excellent goalkeeper Paul (miraculous intervention in output when the result was still balanced by 2 to 1 for us), his excellent defense, initially composed by Phil, Peter and Bear, with Loris to sacrifice on the bench to dictate the changes and then go to strengthen a wall already impassable for health opponents. An intoxicating midfield with Dr. D'Inca, Bizz and Q, most faith (the match) to humiliate their opponents in front of our defense and then try again, and then find the goal. An attack with fabulous Beppe and Manoel (which, to be fair, he made more dangerous sweeping shot from the edge of the door ... to Paul, skimming the crossbar a few inches) with the said Donato a gigantic development between pink dresses opponents.

honorable mention for two "niu enter "John and Francis, who defended our bench by mosquitoes, flies and various bacherozzi as even the most popular Sheva in Milan or Inter Cruz can do.

But now, under whose turn it is. With the football tournament starts that counts!

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